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2007-08-18

Original: 2007-08-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A blond man in sunglasses and a dark suit stands at left, hand to his chin, considering. At right is a large glass tank. Inside the tank is a shark and a man in a tuxedo standing next to it.

Man in the tank: I dunno... it smells pretty bad, so, you know, that's unpleasant.

Blond man (left): Hmm...

Caption (below panel): Note for next shark tank: Use more water.

Votey:
A close-up of the blond man's face in profile, looking down with a slightly pained, disgusted expression.
Text (to the left): Eww! Slimy!

Alt text

A single-panel comic. On the left, a blond man in sunglasses and a dark suit stands with his hand on his chin, thinking, saying "Hmm...". On the right is a tall glass tank containing a shark and a man wearing a tuxedo who stands right next to the shark. The tuxedoed man says, "I dunno... it smells pretty bad, so, you know, that's unpleasant." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Note for next shark tank: Use more water." The joke: the shark tank is barely filled with water, so the unfortunate man placed in it isn't drowning but is just standing next to a beached, smelly shark. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the blond man's face in profile, looking down with a disgusted, slightly pained expression, with the words "Eww! Slimy!" beside him.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.