2007-08-16
Original: 2007-08-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (yellow banner at top): MARKETING SECRETS! GET PRODUCTS TO YOUR FUTURE AUDIENCE EARLY
Panel 1: A building with a sign reading "ORPHANAGE" sits in a grassy field under a blue sky. From inside or near the building, a voice calls out in a speech bubble: "WHO WANTS XANAX?!"
Votey:
A man (shown in profile, head and shoulders) stands in front of a store shelf. On the shelf is a box labeled "ZOLOFT." He says: "AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK."
Panel 1: A building with a sign reading "ORPHANAGE" sits in a grassy field under a blue sky. From inside or near the building, a voice calls out in a speech bubble: "WHO WANTS XANAX?!"
Votey:
A man (shown in profile, head and shoulders) stands in front of a store shelf. On the shelf is a box labeled "ZOLOFT." He says: "AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK."
Alt text
A yellow banner reads "MARKETING SECRETS! GET PRODUCTS TO YOUR FUTURE AUDIENCE EARLY." Below, a building labeled "ORPHANAGE" stands in a green field under a blue sky, with a voice calling from it in a speech bubble: "WHO WANTS XANAX?!" The joke: marketing anti-anxiety/antidepressant drugs to traumatized orphans now so they become lifelong customers. Votey: a man in profile gazes nostalgically at a store shelf holding a box labeled "ZOLOFT" and says, "AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK" — the grown-up orphan recognizing the brand from childhood.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.