2007-08-13
Original: 2007-08-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A bright yellow sun with radiating triangle rays hangs in a purple sky over a green hill. The silhouettes of four people stand on the hill, looking up. A large speech bubble comes from the direction of the sun.
Voice (from the sun): "Okay so here's the rules- if you confess right before you die, you get to go to Heaven. But, if you don't make it to confession before then, you go to Hell!"
Caption below the panel: God also enjoys Freeze Tag and Hopscotch.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white drawing of a figure with flame-like hair against a background of flames, partly framing the earlier sun.
Caption: "YOU'RE IT"
A bright yellow sun with radiating triangle rays hangs in a purple sky over a green hill. The silhouettes of four people stand on the hill, looking up. A large speech bubble comes from the direction of the sun.
Voice (from the sun): "Okay so here's the rules- if you confess right before you die, you get to go to Heaven. But, if you don't make it to confession before then, you go to Hell!"
Caption below the panel: God also enjoys Freeze Tag and Hopscotch.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white drawing of a figure with flame-like hair against a background of flames, partly framing the earlier sun.
Caption: "YOU'RE IT"
Alt text
Main comic, one panel: A big yellow sun with triangular rays sits in a purple sky above a green hill, where four people stand as black silhouettes looking up. A speech bubble from the sun says: "Okay so here's the rules- if you confess right before you die, you get to go to Heaven. But, if you don't make it to confession before then, you go to Hell!" The joke frames God's rules of salvation as the rules of a children's playground game. Caption below: "God also enjoys Freeze Tag and Hopscotch." Votey (aftercomic): a rough sketch of a flame-haired figure surrounded by flames, with the caption "YOU'RE IT" -- recasting damnation as being tagged in a game of tag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.