2007-08-14
Original: 2007-08-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Bald father: SON, ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
Son (a boy with brown hair): N-NO, DADDY.
Bald father: BECAUSE I WOULD *REALLY* LIKE TO CONFISCATE THEM TONIGHT. EVEN JUST SOME WEED.
Votey:
Bald father (rummaging through a drawer): I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY HOOKERS IN HERE...
Bald father: SON, ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
Son (a boy with brown hair): N-NO, DADDY.
Bald father: BECAUSE I WOULD *REALLY* LIKE TO CONFISCATE THEM TONIGHT. EVEN JUST SOME WEED.
Votey:
Bald father (rummaging through a drawer): I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY HOOKERS IN HERE...
Alt text
Main comic: A dark living-room scene. A bald father with a goatee, hand on his chin, leans toward his young brown-haired son and asks, "Son, are you on drugs?" The boy answers nervously, "N-no, Daddy." The father continues, "Because I would REALLY like to confiscate them tonight. Even just some weed." The joke: the father isn't worried about his son's drug use, he wants to take the drugs for himself. Votey: The same bald father, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style, leans over and reaches into an open drawer, saying, "I don't suppose you have any hookers in here..." extending the self-interested confiscation gag.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.