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2005-12-13

Original: 2005-12-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Elderly bald man (grandpa, wearing glasses and a yellow shirt): SWEETIE, HOW DO I PUT ON MY PANTS AGAIN...?
Woman (brown hair, pink shirt): BY PUTTING YOUR LEGS IN THE HOLES, DAD.
Elderly man: THANK YOU. I WAS WAY OFF...

Caption below panel: We later discovered that grampa had just shot the dog.

Votey:
A roughly sketched man's face with a stern expression, speaking: That's how we did it in the old days!

Alt text

A family scene at home. An elderly bald man in glasses and a yellow shirt asks his daughter, "Sweetie, how do I put on my pants again...?" The woman (brown hair, pink shirt) answers, "By putting your legs in the holes, Dad." He replies, "Thank you. I was way off..." A young boy sits in the foreground. A caption beneath the panel reads: "We later discovered that grampa had just shot the dog." Votey (aftercomic): A loosely sketched stern-faced man declares, "That's how we did it in the old days!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.