2005-12-14
Original: 2005-12-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
A woman with brown hair, holding a wrench, stands facing a large boxy robot with red eyes, a yellow grille, and an antenna.
Woman: OH HI, ARE YOU ELECTRO-MAT 5-BILLION?
Robot: YES I RESPONDED TO YOUR ONLINE DATING INQUIRY!
Woman: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
Robot: I AM PROGRAMMED TO FEEL ONLY TRUE PERFECT LOVE OR PURE UNBRIDLED HATRED!
Woman: WOW. THAT WAS SO LOVELY, THE WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT...
Woman: WELL THANKS, I -
Robot: SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!
Votey:
Handwritten caption on a blank panel: "Later, Electro-Mat became Twitter."
A woman with brown hair, holding a wrench, stands facing a large boxy robot with red eyes, a yellow grille, and an antenna.
Woman: OH HI, ARE YOU ELECTRO-MAT 5-BILLION?
Robot: YES I RESPONDED TO YOUR ONLINE DATING INQUIRY!
Woman: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
Robot: I AM PROGRAMMED TO FEEL ONLY TRUE PERFECT LOVE OR PURE UNBRIDLED HATRED!
Woman: WOW. THAT WAS SO LOVELY, THE WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT...
Woman: WELL THANKS, I -
Robot: SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!
Votey:
Handwritten caption on a blank panel: "Later, Electro-Mat became Twitter."
Alt text
Single-panel comic. A brown-haired woman holding a wrench greets a large boxy robot with red eyes and a yellow grille, asking if it is "Electro-Mat 5-Billion." The robot confirms it answered her online dating inquiry. When she asks it to tell her about itself, it says it is programmed to feel only true perfect love or pure unbridled hatred. She gushes that the way it said that was so lovely, and as she starts to thank it, the robot abruptly switches to rage and screams, "SHUT YOUR FACE YOU UGLY WHORE!!!" The joke is the robot's instant flip from romantic to viciously hostile. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten caption reading "Later, Electro-Mat became Twitter."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.