2005-12-10
Original: 2005-12-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair and a blonde woman lie in bed together, sheets pulled up, smoke rising from post-coital cigarettes.
Woman (thought bubble): MY GOD THAT WAS TERRIBLE. QUICK, THINK OF A WAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM!
Man (speaking, smiling): I HAVE HERPES!
Woman (speaking, looking dismayed): WOW, YOU TOO?!
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face looking unimpressed.
Off-panel voice (speech bubble from above): MY FAVORITE STAR WARS IS EPISODE 1
Woman (speech bubble, deadpan): WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!
A man with brown hair and a blonde woman lie in bed together, sheets pulled up, smoke rising from post-coital cigarettes.
Woman (thought bubble): MY GOD THAT WAS TERRIBLE. QUICK, THINK OF A WAY TO BREAK UP WITH HIM!
Man (speaking, smiling): I HAVE HERPES!
Woman (speaking, looking dismayed): WOW, YOU TOO?!
Votey:
A close-up of a woman's face looking unimpressed.
Off-panel voice (speech bubble from above): MY FAVORITE STAR WARS IS EPISODE 1
Woman (speech bubble, deadpan): WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!
Alt text
A black-bordered comic panel. A brown-haired man and a blonde woman lie side by side in bed under a green sheet, cigarette smoke curling up around them after sex. The woman has a thought bubble: 'My God that was terrible. Quick, think of a way to break up with him!' The smiling man says aloud, 'I have herpes!' The woman, looking alarmed, replies, 'Wow, you too?!' — his attempt to repel her backfires because she shares the same condition. Votey: a black-and-white close-up of a woman's flat, unimpressed face. A voice from an off-panel speech bubble above says, 'My favorite Star Wars is Episode 1.' The woman deadpans back, 'We have so much in common!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.