2005-12-11
Original: 2005-12-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (holding a baby): STEVEN, THIS IS OUR LOVECHILD.
Steven (man with brown hair): RENO 2003, OR TIJUANA '02?
Woman: ACTUALLY, ATLANTIC CITY, 2004
Panel 2:
Steven (calling out): HONEY! ANOTHER BASTARD OFFSPRING OF ONE OF MY DRUNKEN AFFAIRS!
Off-panel voice (his partner): I HATE YOU!
Panel 3:
Woman (holding the baby, handing over a clipboard): SIGN HERE PLEASE.
Steven signs the document.
Votey:
First speech bubble: we should divorce
Second speech bubble: What would the church say?
(A man's scowling face looks on, annoyed.)
Woman (holding a baby): STEVEN, THIS IS OUR LOVECHILD.
Steven (man with brown hair): RENO 2003, OR TIJUANA '02?
Woman: ACTUALLY, ATLANTIC CITY, 2004
Panel 2:
Steven (calling out): HONEY! ANOTHER BASTARD OFFSPRING OF ONE OF MY DRUNKEN AFFAIRS!
Off-panel voice (his partner): I HATE YOU!
Panel 3:
Woman (holding the baby, handing over a clipboard): SIGN HERE PLEASE.
Steven signs the document.
Votey:
First speech bubble: we should divorce
Second speech bubble: What would the church say?
(A man's scowling face looks on, annoyed.)
Alt text
Three-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman cradling a baby says to a brown-haired man, "Steven, this is our lovechild." He asks, "Reno 2003, or Tijuana '02?" She replies, "Actually, Atlantic City, 2004." Panel 2: Steven calls out over his shoulder, "Honey! Another bastard offspring of one of my drunken affairs!" An off-panel voice answers, "I hate you!" Panel 3: the woman hands Steven a clipboard, saying "Sign here please," and he calmly signs the paperwork for the child. Votey aftercomic (loose sketch): two speech bubbles read "we should divorce" and "What would the church say?" while a man's scowling, irritated face looks on.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.