2005-12-17
Original: 2005-12-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel. A kitchen scene. A blonde woman in a pink apron stands at the sink, holding a purple plate and a bowl. A young girl with curly reddish-brown hair sits at a yellow table in the foreground. A man's head is partly visible in the lower-left corner.
Woman: Aren't you going to eat your oatmeal?
Girl: Ever since my dog Larry died choking on my hamster Stuart I don't care about anything.
Woman: Wow, nothing? Really?
Caption (below the panel): "We're getting a divorce. Ooh! And grandma died!"
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man's head in profile, looking glum.
Voice (speech bubble): Also, your hair sucks
Woman: Aren't you going to eat your oatmeal?
Girl: Ever since my dog Larry died choking on my hamster Stuart I don't care about anything.
Woman: Wow, nothing? Really?
Caption (below the panel): "We're getting a divorce. Ooh! And grandma died!"
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man's head in profile, looking glum.
Voice (speech bubble): Also, your hair sucks
Alt text
A single-panel color comic set in a kitchen. A blonde woman in a pink apron stands at the sink holding dishes and asks a curly-haired young girl seated at a yellow table, "Aren't you going to eat your oatmeal?" The girl deadpans, "Ever since my dog Larry died choking on my hamster Stuart I don't care about anything." The woman replies, "Wow, nothing? Really?" A caption beneath the panel delivers the punchline as the parents try to provoke a reaction: "We're getting a divorce. Ooh! And grandma died!" Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white sketch of a glum man's face in profile, with a speech bubble adding one more jab, "Also, your hair sucks."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.