2005-12-09
Original: 2005-12-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with light hair (wearing a tan/brown shirt) and a man with reddish hair (wearing a yellow shirt) face each other.
Red-haired man: "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE ROLLED OVER FOUR QUARTERS AND MADE A DOLLAR!"
The tan-shirted man holds up a small photograph and points at it.
Tan-shirted man: "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER TIED UP IN MY BASEMENT!"
Caption (below the panel): Todd wins the insult war.
Votey:
Close-up of a grinning man's face beside hand-lettered text.
Text: "Fooled you! She's actually tied up in my attic!"
A man with light hair (wearing a tan/brown shirt) and a man with reddish hair (wearing a yellow shirt) face each other.
Red-haired man: "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE ROLLED OVER FOUR QUARTERS AND MADE A DOLLAR!"
The tan-shirted man holds up a small photograph and points at it.
Tan-shirted man: "YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER TIED UP IN MY BASEMENT!"
Caption (below the panel): Todd wins the insult war.
Votey:
Close-up of a grinning man's face beside hand-lettered text.
Text: "Fooled you! She's actually tied up in my attic!"
Alt text
A single panel: two men trade "your mama's so fat" insults. The red-haired man in yellow says, "Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar!" The man in the tan shirt holds up a small photo, points at it, and counters, "Your mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement!" A caption below reads, "Todd wins the insult war" — the dark joke being that he's escalated from a joke insult to an apparent confession of kidnapping. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of a grinning man's face with hand-lettered text reading, "Fooled you! She's actually tied up in my attic!" — the twist being not that he was joking, but that he lied about which room.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.