2005-12-16
Original: 2005-12-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in sunglasses, a suit, and a red tie stands at a doorway, holding up a handwritten paper note toward a military police officer (helmet labeled "MP", seen from behind with a rifle slung over his back).
Man in sunglasses: "LET ME IN SON. I'M CIA"
The handwritten note he holds reads: "I STEAL NUCLEAR SECRETS"
Caption (below panel): Forgery is not my forté.
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the MP officer's face under his helmet, frowning, with a speech bubble.
MP officer: "The font is all wrong"
A man in sunglasses, a suit, and a red tie stands at a doorway, holding up a handwritten paper note toward a military police officer (helmet labeled "MP", seen from behind with a rifle slung over his back).
Man in sunglasses: "LET ME IN SON. I'M CIA"
The handwritten note he holds reads: "I STEAL NUCLEAR SECRETS"
Caption (below panel): Forgery is not my forté.
Votey:
Close-up sketch of the MP officer's face under his helmet, frowning, with a speech bubble.
MP officer: "The font is all wrong"
Alt text
A man in sunglasses, suit, and red tie stands in a doorway holding up a small handwritten paper note to a military police officer (helmet marked "MP", shown from behind with a rifle on his back). The man declares, "LET ME IN SON. I'M CIA." But the crudely hand-scrawled note he presents as ID actually reads "I STEAL NUCLEAR SECRETS." Caption: "Forgery is not my forté." Votey: a close-up of the unimpressed, frowning MP, who says, "The font is all wrong" — critiquing the forgery's typography rather than the absurd confession on it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.