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2005-10-31

Original: 2005-10-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A police officer in a wide-brimmed hat leans toward the window of a blue car parked among trees.
Police officer: SON, DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?
Driver (a young man with red hair in the car): FOURTEEN KILOS OF HEROIN!

Caption (below panel): It wasn't my smoothest moment, but I sure as hell got out of that speeding ticket.

Votey:
Close-up sketch of the red-haired driver's face, looking nervous.
Driver: And a barrel of illegal monkeys.

Alt text

A police officer in a wide-brimmed hat leans down to a young red-haired man sitting in a blue car parked among trees. The officer asks, "Son, do you know how fast you were going?" The flustered driver blurts out, "Fourteen kilos of heroin!" A caption reads: "It wasn't my smoothest moment, but I sure as hell got out of that speeding ticket." Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of the driver's anxious face as he adds, "And a barrel of illegal monkeys."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.