2005-10-30
Original: 2005-10-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman stands on a sidewalk beside a parked car, looking at a bumper sticker in its rear window. Houses line the background.
Woman: *sigh*
Bumper sticker (yellow): -MY KID- COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS AT BARTON CREEK ELEMENTARY
Caption (below panel): Jane sometimes wished she had just spent the extra dollar and got the "honor student" bumper sticker.
Votey:
An orange bumper sticker with blue handwritten text reads: I HAVE A 2σ OFFSPRING
A blonde woman stands on a sidewalk beside a parked car, looking at a bumper sticker in its rear window. Houses line the background.
Woman: *sigh*
Bumper sticker (yellow): -MY KID- COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS AT BARTON CREEK ELEMENTARY
Caption (below panel): Jane sometimes wished she had just spent the extra dollar and got the "honor student" bumper sticker.
Votey:
An orange bumper sticker with blue handwritten text reads: I HAVE A 2σ OFFSPRING
Alt text
A blonde woman stands on a sidewalk next to a parked car, looking at the bumper sticker in its rear window and letting out a soft '*sigh*'. The yellow sticker, parodying the proud 'My kid is an honor student' format, reads: '-MY KID- COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS AT BARTON CREEK ELEMENTARY.' The caption reads: 'Jane sometimes wished she had just spent the extra dollar and got the "honor student" bumper sticker.' Votey: a separate orange bumper sticker in blue handwriting reads 'I HAVE A 2σ OFFSPRING' — a statistics joke claiming a child two standard deviations from the mean.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.