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2005-10-15

Original: 2005-10-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

A single panel scene set in a home entryway. In the foreground, seen from behind and in profile, is a man with orange/red flame-like hair, grinning widely. A woman with brown hair, wearing a light yellow blouse and carrying a brown shoulder bag, has just walked in through a doorway.

Man (referred to in caption as Steve): HEY HONEY. WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

Woman: SCRUMPTIOUS!

Caption (woman narrating): As I pondered what exactly his meaning was, I began to wish I hadn't ignored the portion of Steve's wedding vows about "feasting on your innocent womb-givings."

Votey:
A roughly drawn panel. At the top, handwritten text reads: "Reading this in 2015". Below is a bearded man with a slightly pained/disgusted expression.

Bearded man: Ew.

Alt text

Single-panel comic. A grinning red-haired man stands in a home entryway as a brown-haired woman with a shoulder bag walks in. He says, "Hey honey. Where are the kids?" and she replies, "Scrumptious!" The caption, narrated by the woman, reads: "As I pondered what exactly his meaning was, I began to wish I hadn't ignored the portion of Steve's wedding vows about 'feasting on your innocent womb-givings.'" The joke implies the husband has eaten their children. Votey: a crudely drawn bearded man labeled "Reading this in 2015" reacts with a disgusted "Ew."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.