2005-03-06
Original: 2005-03-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman in a green top and blue skirt is hanging by her neck above the ground, presumably dead. A man in a yellow shirt (named Ed in the caption) stands in a doorway with his back to the viewer, his arm raised.
Man (Ed): OH MY GOD!
Man (Ed): ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!
Caption below panel: Of course, Ed was blind.
Further caption: That's not to say he was unaware of his murdered wife. He just found the bathroom situation a little more pressing.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking unconcerned.
Man: IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GONNA UNHANG HERSELF.
A woman in a green top and blue skirt is hanging by her neck above the ground, presumably dead. A man in a yellow shirt (named Ed in the caption) stands in a doorway with his back to the viewer, his arm raised.
Man (Ed): OH MY GOD!
Man (Ed): ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!
Caption below panel: Of course, Ed was blind.
Further caption: That's not to say he was unaware of his murdered wife. He just found the bathroom situation a little more pressing.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking unconcerned.
Man: IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GONNA UNHANG HERSELF.
Alt text
Main comic: A woman in a green top and blue skirt hangs dead by her neck in a doorway. A man in a yellow shirt, seen from behind with one arm raised, stands facing the scene and exclaims 'OH MY GOD! ALL OUT OF TOILET PAPER!' A caption explains: 'Of course, Ed was blind. That's not to say he was unaware of his murdered wife. He just found the bathroom situation a little more pressing.' The joke is that the blind man is reacting to running out of toilet paper rather than to his hanged wife.
Votey: A close-up of the man's calm face as he says, 'IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GONNA UNHANG HERSELF.'
Votey: A close-up of the man's calm face as he says, 'IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S GONNA UNHANG HERSELF.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.