2005-03-03
Original: 2005-03-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair sits/leans against a purple headboard, his arms raised. A red blanket or sheet rises in the foreground.
Speech bubble: "COME TO BED, SWEETIE."
Caption (below panel):
"Once I overcame my moral difficulties with adultery, I started addressing more difficult questions. Like, why was the cranberry juice talking again?"
Votey:
A tall glass containing red liquid (cranberry juice) with a lighter layer above it, drawn on a blue background. Text on the glass reads: "DRINK ME".
A man with dark hair sits/leans against a purple headboard, his arms raised. A red blanket or sheet rises in the foreground.
Speech bubble: "COME TO BED, SWEETIE."
Caption (below panel):
"Once I overcame my moral difficulties with adultery, I started addressing more difficult questions. Like, why was the cranberry juice talking again?"
Votey:
A tall glass containing red liquid (cranberry juice) with a lighter layer above it, drawn on a blue background. Text on the glass reads: "DRINK ME".
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: a dark-haired man leans back against a purple headboard with his arms raised, a red bedsheet rising in front of him. A speech bubble points toward the bed area and reads "COME TO BED, SWEETIE." The caption below reads: "Once I overcame my moral difficulties with adultery, I started addressing more difficult questions. Like, why was the cranberry juice talking again?" The joke: the seductive voice isn't a person but his glass of cranberry juice talking to him. Votey: a tall glass of red cranberry juice on a blue background, labeled "DRINK ME" in yellow, like the bottle from Alice in Wonderland, casting the juice as the tempter.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.