2005-03-09
Original: 2005-03-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The Tin Man (from The Wizard of Oz), clutching his chest in pain, mouth open in a grimace.
Tin Man: HRKK!
Caption (below panel): Seventeen minutes after receiving a "new" heart, the Tin Man entered cardiac arrest.
Votey:
A close-up of the Tin Man's angry, grimacing face.
Tin Man: DAMN CHEAPASS WIZARD!
The Tin Man (from The Wizard of Oz), clutching his chest in pain, mouth open in a grimace.
Tin Man: HRKK!
Caption (below panel): Seventeen minutes after receiving a "new" heart, the Tin Man entered cardiac arrest.
Votey:
A close-up of the Tin Man's angry, grimacing face.
Tin Man: DAMN CHEAPASS WIZARD!
Alt text
A cartoon of the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz, drawn in metallic gray, gripping his chest and grimacing in agony. A speech bubble reads "HRKK!" A caption below states: "Seventeen minutes after receiving a 'new' heart, the Tin Man entered cardiac arrest." In the votey aftercomic, a black-and-white close-up of the Tin Man's furious face, eyes narrowed and teeth bared, shouting "DAMN CHEAPASS WIZARD!" The joke: the Wizard's promised heart was cheap and faulty, giving the Tin Man a near-instant heart attack.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.