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2005-03-08

Original: 2005-03-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Doctor (in surgical gown and headlamp/cap, holding up a small object on the end of a scalpel toward the patient): IT'S A BOY!
Patient (lying on a yellow operating table, arms raised triumphantly, cheering): WOO-HOO!

Caption (below panel): The appendectomy was going really well.

Votey:
The smiling patient: AND 50 BUCKS! AND A PUPPY!

Alt text

A doctor wearing a surgical cap and headlamp stands at the foot of a yellow operating table, holding up a small removed object on the tip of a scalpel as if presenting a newborn, and exclaims "It's a boy!" The patient lying on the table throws both arms up in celebration and shouts "Woo-hoo!" A caption below reads: "The appendectomy was going really well." The joke is that the surgeon is treating the removed appendix like a delivered baby. In the votey aftercomic, the grinning patient adds, "And 50 bucks! And a puppy!", riding the delusion further.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.