2005-03-07
Original: 2005-03-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man sits at a computer, mouth open in shock, staring at his monitor.
Man: WHAT THE!? OH NO!
Man: NO!
Caption below the panel: Steve had just received the rarely used emoticon for "Your mother was just crushed to death in a trash compactor and cursed your name with her dying breath."
Caption (smaller): For those wondering, it's ][>:=~+.
Votey:
A hand-drawn :/ emoticon (a colon and a forward slash) on a blank square.
A blond man sits at a computer, mouth open in shock, staring at his monitor.
Man: WHAT THE!? OH NO!
Man: NO!
Caption below the panel: Steve had just received the rarely used emoticon for "Your mother was just crushed to death in a trash compactor and cursed your name with her dying breath."
Caption (smaller): For those wondering, it's ][>:=~+.
Votey:
A hand-drawn :/ emoticon (a colon and a forward slash) on a blank square.
Alt text
A blond man sits at his computer, mouth agape in horror, shouting "WHAT THE!? OH NO!" and "NO!" at his monitor. The caption explains: Steve had just received the rarely used emoticon for "Your mother was just crushed to death in a trash compactor and cursed your name with her dying breath." A smaller note adds: "For those wondering, it's ][>:=~+." Votey: a simple hand-drawn :/ emoticon (a colon and forward slash) sketched on a blank square, the understated "meh" reaction.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.