2005-03-02
Original: 2005-03-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel (single panel):
A white-haired woman lunges forward holding a bloody knife raised overhead, blood splattering, gripping a frightened man with red flame-like hair by the head/shoulders.
Woman (shouting): "YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! YOU'RE A GOOD GOOD BOY!"
Caption below the panel:
"By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn."
"Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022."
Votey:
A drawing of a shampoo bottle next to handwritten text.
Text: "Shampoos: 'All pretty much the same.'"
A white-haired woman lunges forward holding a bloody knife raised overhead, blood splattering, gripping a frightened man with red flame-like hair by the head/shoulders.
Woman (shouting): "YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! YOU'RE A GOOD GOOD BOY!"
Caption below the panel:
"By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn."
"Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022."
Votey:
A drawing of a shampoo bottle next to handwritten text.
Text: "Shampoos: 'All pretty much the same.'"
Alt text
A single-panel comic: a wild-eyed white-haired woman raises a blood-covered knife overhead while gripping a terrified red-haired man, blood splattering around them. She shouts, "YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! YOU'RE A GOOD GOOD BOY!" A caption reads: "By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn." A second caption adds: "Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022." The votey (aftercomic) shows a simple drawing of a shampoo bottle beside handwritten text reading: "Shampoos: 'All pretty much the same.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.