2005-03-10
Original: 2005-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Large jagged text across the top: "YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
A smiling, laughing bearded man with a glowing halo (depicted as Jesus) stands on the left. The rest of the panel is filled with snarling red-skinned demon-like creatures against a red background.
Caption beneath the panel: "The human body is ninety percent water."
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning man's face (in the style of the bearded haloed man) wearing a hat.
Man: "TIME TO START DRINKIN'"
Large jagged text across the top: "YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
A smiling, laughing bearded man with a glowing halo (depicted as Jesus) stands on the left. The rest of the panel is filled with snarling red-skinned demon-like creatures against a red background.
Caption beneath the panel: "The human body is ninety percent water."
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning man's face (in the style of the bearded haloed man) wearing a hat.
Man: "TIME TO START DRINKIN'"
Alt text
A single SMBC panel. The word "YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" is scrawled in big jagged letters across the top. On the left, a smiling bearded man with a glowing halo (drawn as Jesus) laughs; the rest of the frame is crowded with snarling red demon creatures on a red background. The caption below reads: "The human body is ninety percent water." The joke: holy water made from people, with Jesus delightedly cackling over a hellscape. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the grinning bearded man, now wearing a hat, saying "TIME TO START DRINKIN'," implying he plans to drink the (holy-watered) human bodies.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.