2005-03-14
Original: 2005-03-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with red hair: HEY THERE. YOU LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?
Man in green shirt: UHH... SURE... I GUESS I COULD.
Woman with red hair: BECAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME.
Caption (below comic): Seaworld's marketing strategies have gotten startlingly aggressive over the past few years.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, smiling slyly: YOU, ME, AND AN ARMY OF DOLPHINS
Woman with red hair: HEY THERE. YOU LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?
Man in green shirt: UHH... SURE... I GUESS I COULD.
Woman with red hair: BECAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME.
Caption (below comic): Seaworld's marketing strategies have gotten startlingly aggressive over the past few years.
Votey:
The red-haired woman, smiling slyly: YOU, ME, AND AN ARMY OF DOLPHINS
Alt text
A street-corner scene against a cracked, crumbling brick wall. A red-haired woman in a pink tube top and short purple skirt, posed seductively, calls out to a plain man in a green polo shirt: "Hey there. You lookin' for a good time?" He hesitantly replies, "Uhh... sure... I guess I could." She presses on, "Because I could SHOW you a good time." A caption beneath reads: "Seaworld's marketing strategies have gotten startlingly aggressive over the past few years" — recasting the apparent solicitation as an amusement-park sales pitch. Votey: a close-up of the woman grinning slyly as she finishes her pitch: "You, me, and an army of dolphins."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.