2005-03-12
Original: 2005-03-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man in a green shirt and purple pants sits at a restaurant dinner table across from a woman with brown hair in a magenta top, who is seen from behind. A small potted tree sits on the table between them, along with wine glasses and plates. The man gestures toward himself as he speaks.
Man: "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME! I JUST CAN'T GET INTO FAT CHICKS WITH NO PERSONALITY."
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling person on the left holds up their hand, on which sits a small frog-like creature. A speech bubble points toward the creature.
Frog-like creature: "SORRY TO HEAR IT."
A blond man in a green shirt and purple pants sits at a restaurant dinner table across from a woman with brown hair in a magenta top, who is seen from behind. A small potted tree sits on the table between them, along with wine glasses and plates. The man gestures toward himself as he speaks.
Man: "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME! I JUST CAN'T GET INTO FAT CHICKS WITH NO PERSONALITY."
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling person on the left holds up their hand, on which sits a small frog-like creature. A speech bubble points toward the creature.
Frog-like creature: "SORRY TO HEAR IT."
Alt text
A two-panel cartoon. Main panel: a blond man in a green shirt sits across a candlelit restaurant table from a brown-haired woman seen from behind, a small potted tree between them. Apparently breaking up with her, he gestures at himself and says, "It's not you, it's me! I just can't get into fat chicks with no personality." The joke is that the cliche "it's not you, it's me" line is immediately and brutally contradicted by an insult aimed squarely at her. Votey (aftercomic): a roughly sketched smiling person holds up their hand, on which perches a tiny frog-like creature. The little creature replies, "Sorry to hear it."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.