2004-04-16
Original: 2004-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man with a ponytail and yellow tie, seen from behind, fires a lever-action rifle into the air at a launching contraption. A small child (orphan) has just been flung into the sky and is being shot at.
Sound effects: TCHK! TCHK!
Sign on the launcher's base: TODAY: ORPHAN SKEET!
Caption (below panel): Admittedly, your honor, I occasionally wondered if I was doing the right thing.
Votey:
Close-up on a man's face with eyes closed, speaking sternly.
Man: STOP FLAILING SO MUCH!
A blond man with a ponytail and yellow tie, seen from behind, fires a lever-action rifle into the air at a launching contraption. A small child (orphan) has just been flung into the sky and is being shot at.
Sound effects: TCHK! TCHK!
Sign on the launcher's base: TODAY: ORPHAN SKEET!
Caption (below panel): Admittedly, your honor, I occasionally wondered if I was doing the right thing.
Votey:
Close-up on a man's face with eyes closed, speaking sternly.
Man: STOP FLAILING SO MUCH!
Alt text
A blond, ponytailed man in a yellow tie, viewed from behind, fires a lever-action rifle skyward at a launching machine that has just flung a small orphan child into the air like a clay pigeon. Sound effects read 'TCHK! TCHK!' A sign on the launcher base reads 'TODAY: ORPHAN SKEET!' The caption below states: 'Admittedly, your honor, I occasionally wondered if I was doing the right thing.' Votey: a close-up of a man's stern, eyes-closed face shouting at the airborne child, 'STOP FLAILING SO MUCH!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.