2004-04-17
Original: 2004-04-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A family scene. From left to right: a young blonde woman in a pink shirt holding a swaddled baby; a young blonde man in an orange shirt raising his fist; an older bald man in a green shirt; an older woman with orange/red hair in a purple top.
Older man (green shirt): "AWW, SHE HAS HER GRANDFATHER'S EYES!"
Young man (orange shirt, raising fist): "SO YA SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, EH?"
Older woman (red hair, looking guilty, with a thought/sweat bubble): "DAMN!"
Votey:
Close-up of the older bald man's face, calm.
Older man: "ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF KIN SELECTION?"
A family scene. From left to right: a young blonde woman in a pink shirt holding a swaddled baby; a young blonde man in an orange shirt raising his fist; an older bald man in a green shirt; an older woman with orange/red hair in a purple top.
Older man (green shirt): "AWW, SHE HAS HER GRANDFATHER'S EYES!"
Young man (orange shirt, raising fist): "SO YA SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, EH?"
Older woman (red hair, looking guilty, with a thought/sweat bubble): "DAMN!"
Votey:
Close-up of the older bald man's face, calm.
Older man: "ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF KIN SELECTION?"
Alt text
A family stands together in a single-panel comic. From left: a blonde woman in pink holds a swaddled baby; a young blonde man in an orange shirt; a bald older man in green; and a red-haired older woman in purple. The older man says, "Aww, she has her grandfather's eyes!" The young man, raising his fist, snaps, "So ya slept with my wife, eh?" — interpreting the remark as proof the grandfather fathered the baby. The red-haired woman, looking guilty with a worried sweat-drop, mutters, "Damn!" In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the calm older man, who deflects with: "Are you familiar with the concept of kin selection?" — an evolutionary-biology dodge implying the baby still shares his genes either way.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.