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2004-04-20

Original: 2004-04-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

A scientist in a white lab coat and glasses stands in the foreground, holding a clipboard and taking notes with a pen. Behind the scientist is a large observation window looking into another room.

Through the window, three children sit around a table smoking cigarettes, with smoke curling up around them. Cards and items are on the table in front of them.

A sign taped beneath the window reads:
TEST SUBJECTS
100,221 100,222
100,223

Caption (below the panel): After years of testing, it is proven that children are indeed easily addicted to nicotine.

Votey:

Close-up of the scientist's face, now wearing dark sunglasses with a flat, serious expression.
Scientist (speech bubble): NOW, ON TO METHADONE

Alt text

Single-panel comic. A scientist in a white lab coat, glasses, and holding a clipboard stands in the foreground taking notes. Behind, through a large observation window, three children sit around a table smoking cigarettes with smoke rising around them. A sign beneath the window reads 'TEST SUBJECTS 100,221 100,222 100,223.' Caption: 'After years of testing, it is proven that children are indeed easily addicted to nicotine.' Votey: a close-up of the scientist's face, now wearing dark sunglasses with a deadpan expression, saying 'NOW, ON TO METHADONE.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.