2004-04-19
Original: 2004-04-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with blonde hair stands at left, her body shaped literally like an hourglass figure — a wide bell-shaped pink dress with a tiny cinched waist and a narrow torso above. Two men in suits stand at right holding martini glasses, laughing.
Man (speech bubble): "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE."
Second man (yellow burst bubble): "Chortle chortle!"
Caption (below panel): What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect.
Votey:
Two nearly identical figures sit in two separate bowls/cauldrons, facing each other, each with an open grimacing mouth.
Shared speech bubble: "TWO CYNTHIAS EMERGE!"
A woman with blonde hair stands at left, her body shaped literally like an hourglass figure — a wide bell-shaped pink dress with a tiny cinched waist and a narrow torso above. Two men in suits stand at right holding martini glasses, laughing.
Man (speech bubble): "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE."
Second man (yellow burst bubble): "Chortle chortle!"
Caption (below panel): What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect.
Votey:
Two nearly identical figures sit in two separate bowls/cauldrons, facing each other, each with an open grimacing mouth.
Shared speech bubble: "TWO CYNTHIAS EMERGE!"
Alt text
Main comic, one panel: a blonde woman at left literally shaped like an hourglass — her wide pink bell-shaped dress pinches to a tiny waist below a narrow torso. Two laughing men in suits at right hold martinis. One says, "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE," and the other laughs, "Chortle chortle!" A caption below undercuts the joke: "What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect." Votey: two identical grimacing figures sit in separate bowl-like cauldrons facing each other, with a shared bubble reading "TWO CYNTHIAS EMERGE!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.