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2004-04-19

Original: 2004-04-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with blonde hair stands at left, her body shaped literally like an hourglass figure — a wide bell-shaped pink dress with a tiny cinched waist and a narrow torso above. Two men in suits stand at right holding martini glasses, laughing.

Man (speech bubble): "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE."

Second man (yellow burst bubble): "Chortle chortle!"

Caption (below panel): What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect.

Votey:
Two nearly identical figures sit in two separate bowls/cauldrons, facing each other, each with an open grimacing mouth.

Shared speech bubble: "TWO CYNTHIAS EMERGE!"

Alt text

Main comic, one panel: a blonde woman at left literally shaped like an hourglass — her wide pink bell-shaped dress pinches to a tiny waist below a narrow torso. Two laughing men in suits at right hold martinis. One says, "SHE'S GOT A REAL HOURGLASS FIGURE," and the other laughs, "Chortle chortle!" A caption below undercuts the joke: "What was less funny was how Cynthia died alone at age 35 due to a congenital heart defect." Votey: two identical grimacing figures sit in separate bowl-like cauldrons facing each other, with a shared bubble reading "TWO CYNTHIAS EMERGE!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.