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2004-04-13

Original: 2004-04-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A large bearded figure resembling God leans down from the clouds, mouth open, shouting in a jagged yellow speech bubble.
God: GRAHHH! I AM GOD-BLOR!

Below, a crowd of people stands on a green hill, looking up at the figure.

Caption (below panel): In more recent versions of the Bible, this episode has been omitted.

Votey:
A loose sketch of the same bearded God figure leaning down from the clouds toward a small person standing on the ground below, who reaches up. No text.

Alt text

A cartoon of a giant bearded God figure leaning down out of the clouds, mouth wide open, yelling in a jagged yellow speech bubble: "GRAHHH! I AM GOD-BLOR!" Sunbeams radiate behind him. On a green hill below, a crowd of small people stands looking up at him. A caption beneath reads: "In more recent versions of the Bible, this episode has been omitted." The joke is that God introduced himself with a nonsense name ("God-Blor") that later editors quietly cut. The votey aftercomic is a rough black-and-white sketch of the same bearded God figure looming down from the clouds toward a tiny person on the ground who reaches up toward him, with no text.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.