2004-04-12
Original: 2004-04-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
Three young men sit around a table playing a tabletop game, excitedly declaring their characters. A fourth, older man slumps at the head of the table with his head down.
First young man (brown hair): "I'LL BE AN ELVEN WIZARD!"
Second young man (red hair): "I'LL BE A DWARVEN WARRIOR!"
Older slumped man: "I'LL BE A GUY WHO CAN PUT DOWN THE JACK DANIELS FOR JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY!"
Caption below panel: That was the last time we let dad join our "Dungeons and Dragons" game.
Votey:
Handwritten recipe on a note:
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Mountain Dew
Stir with finger.
"The Mountain Julep"
Three young men sit around a table playing a tabletop game, excitedly declaring their characters. A fourth, older man slumps at the head of the table with his head down.
First young man (brown hair): "I'LL BE AN ELVEN WIZARD!"
Second young man (red hair): "I'LL BE A DWARVEN WARRIOR!"
Older slumped man: "I'LL BE A GUY WHO CAN PUT DOWN THE JACK DANIELS FOR JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY!"
Caption below panel: That was the last time we let dad join our "Dungeons and Dragons" game.
Votey:
Handwritten recipe on a note:
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Mountain Dew
Stir with finger.
"The Mountain Julep"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. Three young men sit around a table playing a tabletop role-playing game. The first, brown-haired, shouts "I'll be an elven wizard!" The second, red-haired, shouts "I'll be a dwarven warrior!" A fourth older man slumps face-down at the head of the table; his speech bubble reads "I'll be a guy who can put down the Jack Daniels for just one goddamned day!" A caption beneath reads: "That was the last time we let dad join our 'Dungeons and Dragons' game." Votey aftercomic: a handwritten recipe note reading "1 part Jack Daniels, 1 part Mountain Dew, Stir with finger." titled "The Mountain Julep".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.