2004-04-15
Original: 2004-04-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald man in dark robes and round glasses grins maniacally, holding two large scoop-like utensils dripping with colorful goo over a white jar labeled "TODDLER POISON."
Man: "YES! YES! SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DEAD!"
Caption (below panel):
Dr. Manklow's toxic formula killed off all the children in the world. But, as luck would have it, he released the poison on the same day that aliens secretly took over the bodies of all of Earth's children.
His face is being added to Mt. Rushmore as we speak.
Votey:
A close-up of the same bald, bespectacled man's face, thinking.
Man: "I'D BETTER WRITE 'TODDLER POISON' ON THE JAR SO NOBODY GETS CONFUSED AND DRINKS IT."
A bald man in dark robes and round glasses grins maniacally, holding two large scoop-like utensils dripping with colorful goo over a white jar labeled "TODDLER POISON."
Man: "YES! YES! SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DEAD!"
Caption (below panel):
Dr. Manklow's toxic formula killed off all the children in the world. But, as luck would have it, he released the poison on the same day that aliens secretly took over the bodies of all of Earth's children.
His face is being added to Mt. Rushmore as we speak.
Votey:
A close-up of the same bald, bespectacled man's face, thinking.
Man: "I'D BETTER WRITE 'TODDLER POISON' ON THE JAR SO NOBODY GETS CONFUSED AND DRINKS IT."
Alt text
A bald villain in dark robes and round glasses grins wildly as he holds two big dripping scoops over a white jar labeled "TODDLER POISON," shouting "YES! YES! SOON THEY'LL ALL BE DEAD!" A caption explains that Dr. Manklow's toxic formula killed off all the children in the world, but by luck he released it the same day aliens secretly took over the bodies of all of Earth's children, so his face is being added to Mt. Rushmore as we speak. Votey: a close-up of the same man's face as he muses, "I'D BETTER WRITE 'TODDLER POISON' ON THE JAR SO NOBODY GETS CONFUSED AND DRINKS IT."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.