2004-04-22

Main comic: A single panel shows a giant pink monster truck driving toward the viewer, with a grinning man in a purple shirt and headband leaning out the driver's window. A small sign on the truck reads "USA!" In front of the truck's grille, a runner in a green shirt and red shorts sprints as if competing in a footrace. The caption below reads: "In 2008, American lawyers discover a loophole in the Olympic rulebook that allows for monster trucks in both the 100 meter dash and the triple jump." The joke imagines the U.S. fielding a monster truck in Olympic track events.

Votey (aftercomic): Labeled "Reading this in 2015...", a person rests their chin on their hand with a deadpan expression and says, "My prediction was way off," acknowledging in hindsight that monster trucks never actually entered the Olympics.