2004-04-21
Original: 2004-04-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded man with a halo stands behind a lectern labeled "ST. PETER" at the gates of heaven, fists held out in front of him. A red-haired man in a yellow shirt stands before him.
St. Peter: OKAY! PICK A HAND - RIGHT OR LEFT?!
Caption (below panel): After betting on the right hand it was revealed to me that gambling is a mortal sin.
Votey:
The red-haired man speaks to a horned, devil-like figure shrouded in black.
Man: WHY'RE YOU HERE?
Devil figure: ENTRAPMENT.
A bearded man with a halo stands behind a lectern labeled "ST. PETER" at the gates of heaven, fists held out in front of him. A red-haired man in a yellow shirt stands before him.
St. Peter: OKAY! PICK A HAND - RIGHT OR LEFT?!
Caption (below panel): After betting on the right hand it was revealed to me that gambling is a mortal sin.
Votey:
The red-haired man speaks to a horned, devil-like figure shrouded in black.
Man: WHY'RE YOU HERE?
Devil figure: ENTRAPMENT.
Alt text
A bearded man with a halo stands behind a lectern labeled "ST. PETER" at the pearly gates, holding out both closed fists. He says, "OKAY! PICK A HAND - RIGHT OR LEFT?!" A red-haired man in a yellow shirt faces him. A caption below reads: "After betting on the right hand it was revealed to me that gambling is a mortal sin." Votey: the red-haired man, now apparently in hell, asks a horned devil-like figure shrouded in black, "WHY'RE YOU HERE?" The devil replies, "ENTRAPMENT." — implying St. Peter tricked the man into gambling so both ended up damned.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.