2004-04-10
Original: 2004-04-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A family is gathered at a breakfast table. A blonde woman in a pink shirt stands behind a brown-haired man in a blue shirt, pouring a bucket of something messy over his head. A young blonde boy in a red shirt and a girl with long black hair in purple overalls sit at the table watching.
Woman (cheerfully, gesturing): "FOR JONNY, WAFFLES. FOR SUSIE, PANCAKES. AND, FOR DADDY, A BUCKET FULL OF SKUNK PLACENTAS!"
Caption (below panel): "So, I guess my infidelity is out of the bag. On the plus side, the skunk placentas were remarkably tender."
Votey:
The man, now with a head covered/slumped in the mess, faces away.
Speech bubble (from the woman, off-panel): "REAL MATURE."
A family is gathered at a breakfast table. A blonde woman in a pink shirt stands behind a brown-haired man in a blue shirt, pouring a bucket of something messy over his head. A young blonde boy in a red shirt and a girl with long black hair in purple overalls sit at the table watching.
Woman (cheerfully, gesturing): "FOR JONNY, WAFFLES. FOR SUSIE, PANCAKES. AND, FOR DADDY, A BUCKET FULL OF SKUNK PLACENTAS!"
Caption (below panel): "So, I guess my infidelity is out of the bag. On the plus side, the skunk placentas were remarkably tender."
Votey:
The man, now with a head covered/slumped in the mess, faces away.
Speech bubble (from the woman, off-panel): "REAL MATURE."
Alt text
A four-person family at a breakfast table. A smiling blonde woman in a pink shirt stands behind a brown-haired man and dumps a bucket of red, gooey contents over his head while saying, "For Jonny, waffles. For Susie, pancakes. And, for Daddy, a bucket full of skunk placentas!" A blonde boy in red and a black-haired girl in purple overalls watch from across the table. A caption below reads: "So, I guess my infidelity is out of the bag. On the plus side, the skunk placentas were remarkably tender." In the votey aftercomic, the man sits slumped and covered in the mess, facing away, as a speech bubble (from the woman) says simply, "Real mature."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.