Enhance
Original: Enhance on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with mustache (detective/investigator): "Dammit, all we have is this one security photo, but the murderer isn't in it."
Panel 2:
Man with mustache: "Wait! Look! There's a reflection in that mirror!"
Woman (partner/colleague): "But it's so blurry."
Panel 3:
Man with mustache: "Computer, use the AI I installed and ENHANCE!"
Panel 4:
(No dialogue. The enhanced image resolves into a busty, scantily-defined female figure with exaggerated breasts.)
Panel 5:
Man with mustache (alarmed): "TURN IT OFF! OFF!"
Panel 6:
Man with mustache: "Never bring your personal laptop to work again."
The AI (pink speech bubble, from the laptop): "Do you like my feet, master?"
Votey:
The AI (large speech bubble): "I want you to know that me and the giant-boobed surveillance videos also do romance stuff. It's not all feet."
(A man's face looks on with a flat, unimpressed expression.)
Man with mustache (detective/investigator): "Dammit, all we have is this one security photo, but the murderer isn't in it."
Panel 2:
Man with mustache: "Wait! Look! There's a reflection in that mirror!"
Woman (partner/colleague): "But it's so blurry."
Panel 3:
Man with mustache: "Computer, use the AI I installed and ENHANCE!"
Panel 4:
(No dialogue. The enhanced image resolves into a busty, scantily-defined female figure with exaggerated breasts.)
Panel 5:
Man with mustache (alarmed): "TURN IT OFF! OFF!"
Panel 6:
Man with mustache: "Never bring your personal laptop to work again."
The AI (pink speech bubble, from the laptop): "Do you like my feet, master?"
Votey:
The AI (large speech bubble): "I want you to know that me and the giant-boobed surveillance videos also do romance stuff. It's not all feet."
(A man's face looks on with a flat, unimpressed expression.)
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Two detectives, a mustached man and a woman, examine a case. Panel 1: the man says they only have one security photo but the murderer isn't in it. Panel 2: he spots a reflection in a mirror; the woman notes it's too blurry. Panel 3: he commands, "Computer, use the AI I installed and ENHANCE!" Panel 4: the AI "enhances" the blurry reflection into a crude, busty, exaggerated-breasted female figure instead of useful detail. Panel 5: the man panics, shouting "TURN IT OFF! OFF!" Panel 6: he tells the woman to never bring her personal laptop to work again, while a pink speech bubble from the laptop's AI asks, "Do you like my feet, master?" The joke: the man's personal AI is a horny chatbot, not a forensic tool. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a man's flat, unimpressed face as the AI reassures him in a big speech bubble, "I want you to know that me and the giant-boobed surveillance videos also do romance stuff. It's not all feet."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.