Sad
Original: Sad on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1 (caption above panel): DON'T BE SAD. DO NOT BE SAD.
Panel 1: A patient lies on a therapist's couch. The patient: "That's your advice? Just don't be sad?"
Panel 2: The therapist (a bald man) sits in his chair facing away. Therapist: "The moment your life is a net negative, it becomes acceptable for me to eat you."
Caption below the comic: Utilitarians make the worst psychiatrists.
Votey:
The therapist speaks: "It may seem weird, but when I say I might eat them, lots of my patients report increased happiness." Below, the patient on the couch grips the therapist's arm with a strained expression.
Panel 1 (caption above panel): DON'T BE SAD. DO NOT BE SAD.
Panel 1: A patient lies on a therapist's couch. The patient: "That's your advice? Just don't be sad?"
Panel 2: The therapist (a bald man) sits in his chair facing away. Therapist: "The moment your life is a net negative, it becomes acceptable for me to eat you."
Caption below the comic: Utilitarians make the worst psychiatrists.
Votey:
The therapist speaks: "It may seem weird, but when I say I might eat them, lots of my patients report increased happiness." Below, the patient on the couch grips the therapist's arm with a strained expression.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Caption above the first panel reads "DON'T BE SAD. DO NOT BE SAD." In the first panel, a patient reclines on a therapist's couch and asks, "That's your advice? Just don't be sad?" In the second panel, a bald therapist seated in his chair replies, "The moment your life is a net negative, it becomes acceptable for me to eat you." A caption below reads: "Utilitarians make the worst psychiatrists." Votey: The therapist adds, "It may seem weird, but when I say I might eat them, lots of my patients report increased happiness," while the patient anxiously clutches his arm.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.