No

A five-panel black-line webcomic. Panel 1: a person with reddish-brown hair excitedly greets a small green alien, saying "Aliens! At last! Let us exchange all our art and science for yours and bla bla bla..." Panel 2: the alien flatly replies "No." Panel 3: the alien delivers a brutal speech: "All your art is bad! All your ideas are stupid! All your creations are worthless! The fact that your birth canal is so close to your anus is widely considered astute commentary by the cosmos." Panel 4: the deflated human asks "Then why are you here?" and the alien answers "Hoping to get a selfie with the anus thing." Panel 5: the alien adds "We are so different at so blah." The joke: the alien crossed the cosmos not to trade culture but to mock human anatomy and snap a photo. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the human's face under a large speech bubble reading "Anyway, the answer is yes, if you subscribe to my Patreon" — a self-referential plug joke.