Bio
Original: Bio on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title panel: MARRIAGE TO A BIOLOGIST
Panel 1:
Man (with flame-like reddish hair and beard): But why NOT a pet red-clawed baby-snatcher?
Woman (brown hair, glasses): The explosive venom pustules make it hard to play with.
Man: Slimey just wants LOVE!
Panel 2 (caption above panel): HARRR ARRRRRRRR
Woman (standing by a car, gesturing): Stop asserting dominance at things and GET IN THE CAR!
(A small dark creature/slug is on the ground nearby.)
Panel 3:
Man (off-panel, in speech bubble): Why is there a sack of vomit in the fridge?
Man (bearded, in foreground): It came out of the sack of roadkill in the fridge.
Woman (in background, reading a pink book):
(Book title: POOP & BONERS: A STATISTICAL APPROACH)
Votey:
Woman (eyes closed, content expression): The second edition of P&BSA was way better.
Panel 1:
Man (with flame-like reddish hair and beard): But why NOT a pet red-clawed baby-snatcher?
Woman (brown hair, glasses): The explosive venom pustules make it hard to play with.
Man: Slimey just wants LOVE!
Panel 2 (caption above panel): HARRR ARRRRRRRR
Woman (standing by a car, gesturing): Stop asserting dominance at things and GET IN THE CAR!
(A small dark creature/slug is on the ground nearby.)
Panel 3:
Man (off-panel, in speech bubble): Why is there a sack of vomit in the fridge?
Man (bearded, in foreground): It came out of the sack of roadkill in the fridge.
Woman (in background, reading a pink book):
(Book title: POOP & BONERS: A STATISTICAL APPROACH)
Votey:
Woman (eyes closed, content expression): The second edition of P&BSA was way better.
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic titled "Marriage to a Biologist." Panel 1: A man with flame-like reddish hair and beard asks a brown-haired woman in glasses, "But why NOT a pet red-clawed baby-snatcher?" She replies, "The explosive venom pustules make it hard to play with." He insists, "Slimey just wants LOVE!" Panel 2 (captioned "HARRR ARRRRRRRR"): The woman stands by a car beside a small slug-like creature on the ground and snaps, "Stop asserting dominance at things and GET IN THE CAR!" Panel 3: An off-panel voice asks, "Why is there a sack of vomit in the fridge?" The bearded man answers, "It came out of the sack of roadkill in the fridge," while the woman sits behind him calmly reading a pink book titled "POOP & BONERS: A STATISTICAL APPROACH." The joke is the deadpan domestic chaos of life married to a biologist. Votey: A close-up of the woman, eyes closed and content, saying, "The second edition of P&BSA was way better" (referencing the same book).
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.