Corpse
Original: Corpse on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair and a man in a suit sit in the front of a vehicle. The woman looks shocked.
Woman: OH MY GOD THE CORPSE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT? WHAT'S THE POINT OF A HEARSE?
Man: THE SON OF A BITCH GOT US. RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE GOT US.
Panel 2:
Caption: EARLIER...
A scene at a deathbed. A younger man leans in toward an old man (the dying "papa") who lies with eyes closed/mouth open. Other mourners look on.
Younger man: DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS, PAPA?
Dying old man (shouting): SHOTGUN!
Votey:
Handwritten text only:
HE ALSO CALLED DIBS ON OTHER DUDE'S GRAVE.
Below the text is a drawing of a man's face in profile, looking pained/resigned.
A woman with dark hair and a man in a suit sit in the front of a vehicle. The woman looks shocked.
Woman: OH MY GOD THE CORPSE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT? WHAT'S THE POINT OF A HEARSE?
Man: THE SON OF A BITCH GOT US. RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE GOT US.
Panel 2:
Caption: EARLIER...
A scene at a deathbed. A younger man leans in toward an old man (the dying "papa") who lies with eyes closed/mouth open. Other mourners look on.
Younger man: DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS, PAPA?
Dying old man (shouting): SHOTGUN!
Votey:
Handwritten text only:
HE ALSO CALLED DIBS ON OTHER DUDE'S GRAVE.
Below the text is a drawing of a man's face in profile, looking pained/resigned.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A shocked dark-haired woman and a grim man sit up front in a vehicle. She says, "OH MY GOD THE CORPSE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT? WHAT'S THE POINT OF A HEARSE?" He replies, "THE SON OF A BITCH GOT US. RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE GOT US." Panel 2, labeled "EARLIER...": At a deathbed surrounded by mourners, a young man asks the dying old man, "DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS, PAPA?" The old man shouts, "SHOTGUN!" - claiming the front passenger seat ("calling shotgun") with his dying breath, which is why his corpse now rides up front instead of in the back of the hearse. Votey (aftercomic): a drawing of a man's pained face with the caption "HE ALSO CALLED DIBS ON OTHER DUDE'S GRAVE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.