Sad
Original: Sad on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with brown hair and round glasses stands behind a seated bald man with reddish hair on the sides of his head. The man has a tear on his cheek and is smiling faintly with a sad expression.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU SMILING WITH SUCH SAD EYES?
Man: I MADE A TYPO IN GOOGLE SCHOLAR... AND HAD A GLIMPSE OF A KINDER, MORE BEAUTIFUL WORLD.
Caption (below panel): As of June 1, 2025 9:23 there were 39 scholarly search results for "The Dairy of Anne Frank."
Votey:
(I CAN'T THINK OF A NON-OFFENSIVE BONUS PANEL. HAVE A GOOD WEEK!)
A woman with brown hair and round glasses stands behind a seated bald man with reddish hair on the sides of his head. The man has a tear on his cheek and is smiling faintly with a sad expression.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU SMILING WITH SUCH SAD EYES?
Man: I MADE A TYPO IN GOOGLE SCHOLAR... AND HAD A GLIMPSE OF A KINDER, MORE BEAUTIFUL WORLD.
Caption (below panel): As of June 1, 2025 9:23 there were 39 scholarly search results for "The Dairy of Anne Frank."
Votey:
(I CAN'T THINK OF A NON-OFFENSIVE BONUS PANEL. HAVE A GOOD WEEK!)
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A woman with brown hair and round glasses stands behind a seated bald man with a tear running down his cheek; he wears a faint, melancholy smile. The woman asks, "Why are you smiling with such sad eyes?" The man replies, "I made a typo in Google Scholar... and had a glimpse of a kinder, more beautiful world." A caption beneath reads: "As of June 1, 2025 9:23 there were 39 scholarly search results for 'The Dairy of Anne Frank.'" The joke is that mistyping "Diary" as "Dairy" conjures an absurd, gentler alternate reality. The votey (bonus panel) is handwritten text inside a wobbly square that reads: "(I can't think of a non-offensive bonus panel. Have a good week!)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.