OK
Original: OK on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with reddish hair, standing and making the "okay" hand sign, says: "I'M SO SAD I MASTURBATE WHILE MAKING THE 'OKAY' SIGN TO CONVINCE MYSELF EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT."
Panel 2:
A crowd of people with shocked, open-mouthed faces. Large text fills the top of the panel: "GASP!"
Panel 3:
A sportscaster wearing headphones and a green jacket speaks into a microphone: "AND FRANKLIN HAS JUST DROPPED AN ABSOLUTE ATOM BOMB ON THE COMPETITION. WOW!"
Panel 4:
A medal podium under a banner reading "DEPRESSING REVELATION OLYMPICS". The reddish-haired man (Franklin) stands on the highest step (1st place), holding a gold medal. An older man stands on the 2nd-place step and a woman in a pink top stands on the 3rd-place step.
Votey:
A roughly sketched face looks upward, and a speech bubble says: "I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
A young man with reddish hair, standing and making the "okay" hand sign, says: "I'M SO SAD I MASTURBATE WHILE MAKING THE 'OKAY' SIGN TO CONVINCE MYSELF EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT."
Panel 2:
A crowd of people with shocked, open-mouthed faces. Large text fills the top of the panel: "GASP!"
Panel 3:
A sportscaster wearing headphones and a green jacket speaks into a microphone: "AND FRANKLIN HAS JUST DROPPED AN ABSOLUTE ATOM BOMB ON THE COMPETITION. WOW!"
Panel 4:
A medal podium under a banner reading "DEPRESSING REVELATION OLYMPICS". The reddish-haired man (Franklin) stands on the highest step (1st place), holding a gold medal. An older man stands on the 2nd-place step and a woman in a pink top stands on the 3rd-place step.
Votey:
A roughly sketched face looks upward, and a speech bubble says: "I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a young man with reddish hair makes the "okay" hand sign and says, "I'm so sad I masturbate while making the 'okay' sign to convince myself everything will be alright." Panel 2: a crowd of people gasp with shocked faces, with huge text reading "GASP!" Panel 3: a sportscaster in headphones excitedly announces, "And Franklin has just dropped an absolute atom bomb on the competition. Wow!" Panel 4: a medal podium under a banner that reads "DEPRESSING REVELATION OLYMPICS" — the reddish-haired man stands in 1st place holding a gold medal, with two other contestants in 2nd and 3rd. The joke treats oversharing a sad, embarrassing confession as a competitive Olympic event. Votey: a crudely sketched face looks up and says, "I'd like to thank Jesus," mimicking a tearful awards-acceptance speech.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.