Experience
Original: Experience on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Red-haired man (being grabbed): AAAA! YOU BROKE MY ARM!
(A man in a suit grips the red-haired man's shoulder while raising a spiked flail/mace.)
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU MAN!?
Man in suit: I'M HERE FROM FACEBOOK TO IMPROVE YOUR USER EXPERIENCE.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER...):
Red-haired man (now sitting with his arm in a sling): WELL I'LL BE DAMNED.
Panel 4:
Red-haired man (looking at a computer screen): SO... RELEVANT...
Screen text: 20% OFF PAINKILLERS!
Votey:
Red-haired man: I PREFER THE INSTAGRAM PEOPLE WHO ONLY BEAT YOU IN THE SELF ESTEEM.
Red-haired man (being grabbed): AAAA! YOU BROKE MY ARM!
(A man in a suit grips the red-haired man's shoulder while raising a spiked flail/mace.)
Panel 2:
Red-haired man: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU MAN!?
Man in suit: I'M HERE FROM FACEBOOK TO IMPROVE YOUR USER EXPERIENCE.
Panel 3 (caption: LATER...):
Red-haired man (now sitting with his arm in a sling): WELL I'LL BE DAMNED.
Panel 4:
Red-haired man (looking at a computer screen): SO... RELEVANT...
Screen text: 20% OFF PAINKILLERS!
Votey:
Red-haired man: I PREFER THE INSTAGRAM PEOPLE WHO ONLY BEAT YOU IN THE SELF ESTEEM.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a suit grabs a frightened red-haired man by the shoulder while raising a spiked flail; the red-haired man cries, "AAAA! You broke my arm!" Panel 2: The red-haired man demands, "What's the matter with you man!?" The suited man calmly replies, "I'm here from Facebook to improve your user experience." Panel 3, labeled "Later...": The red-haired man sits with his arm in a sling, saying, "Well I'll be damned." Panel 4: He looks at a computer screen displaying "20% OFF PAINKILLERS!" and remarks, "So... relevant...", the joke being that Facebook physically injured him just to serve a relevant ad. Votey (bonus panel): A loosely sketched version of the man muses, "I prefer the Instagram people who only beat you in the self esteem."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.