Cheetos
Original: Cheetos on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The invisible hand of the market (speaking): CHEETOS ARE SEVEN DOLLARS. THE MORTGAGE RATE IS 1% HIGHER NOW. THE S&P 500 IS DOWN 476.23...
Caption (below panel): After humanity self-annihilated, the invisible hand of the market still roamed the planet, sorrowfully adjusting prices.
Votey:
The invisible hand (speaking): I'M GONNA QUIT EARLY AND GO MAKE OUT WITH THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW.
The invisible hand of the market (speaking): CHEETOS ARE SEVEN DOLLARS. THE MORTGAGE RATE IS 1% HIGHER NOW. THE S&P 500 IS DOWN 476.23...
Caption (below panel): After humanity self-annihilated, the invisible hand of the market still roamed the planet, sorrowfully adjusting prices.
Votey:
The invisible hand (speaking): I'M GONNA QUIT EARLY AND GO MAKE OUT WITH THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW.
Alt text
A large translucent disembodied hand walks like a creature on its fingertips across a barren, post-apocalyptic landscape with crumbling buildings and a dim orange sky. The hand says, 'Cheetos are seven dollars. The mortgage rate is 1% higher now. The S&P 500 is down 476.23...' A caption below reads: 'After humanity self-annihilated, the invisible hand of the market still roamed the planet, sorrowfully adjusting prices.' Votey: A black-and-white drawing of the same disembodied hand resting on its fingertips. It says, 'I'm gonna quit early and go make out with the long arm of the law.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.