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Wellllll

Original: Wellllll on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man wearing a fake disguise (a glasses-mustache-and-eyebrows novelty mask, a tuxedo, and a red bow tie) sits at a computer keyboard, speaking grandly.
Man: "WELLLLL, IT SEEMS THE USUAL OCCUPANT OF THIS THIS DESSSSSSSK IS GONNNNNE, AND I, JOHN SOWANDSO MUST SECRETLY TAKE HIS PLLLLAAAAACE!"

Caption (below panel): Pro Tip: You can cure your Impostor Syndrome by actually becoming an impostor.

Votey:
Close-up of the same disguised man in incognito-style sunglasses, a single tear/sweat drop on his cheek.
Man: "AND NOW FOR MEEEE, JOHN SOWANDSO, TO TAKE A BREAK AND BROWWSSE IN INCOGNIIIIIITO MODE."

Alt text

An SMBC comic. Main panel: a man in an obvious novelty disguise (fake glasses, bushy mustache and eyebrows attached, plus a tuxedo and red bow tie) sits typing at a computer, declaring theatrically: "WELLLLL, IT SEEMS THE USUAL OCCUPANT OF THIS THIS DESSSSSSSK IS GONNNNNE, AND I, JOHN SOWANDSO MUST SECRETLY TAKE HIS PLLLLAAAAACE!" He is poorly impersonating the desk's real owner. A caption reads: "Pro Tip: You can cure your Impostor Syndrome by actually becoming an impostor." Votey aftercomic: a black-and-white close-up of the same disguised man, now in incognito-style sunglasses with a tear or bead of sweat on his cheek, saying "AND NOW FOR MEEEE, JOHN SOWANDSO, TO TAKE A BREAK AND BROWWSSE IN INCOGNIIIIIITO MODE." The joke escalates from impersonating a person to using a browser's incognito mode as a literal disguise.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.