Security
Original: Security on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
[A computer monitor displays a CAPTCHA-style challenge with a blank drawing canvas and a pencil cursor.]
Screen text: Prove you are human by drawing a copyrighted Pokémon, using only penises.
Caption (below the panel): There *is* a way to always block corporate AI. Companies are just afraid to use it.
Votey:
Handwritten text: TEN POINTS TO ANYONE WHO DOES *NOT* SEND ME PROOF THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE
[A computer monitor displays a CAPTCHA-style challenge with a blank drawing canvas and a pencil cursor.]
Screen text: Prove you are human by drawing a copyrighted Pokémon, using only penises.
Caption (below the panel): There *is* a way to always block corporate AI. Companies are just afraid to use it.
Votey:
Handwritten text: TEN POINTS TO ANYONE WHO DOES *NOT* SEND ME PROOF THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a computer monitor displaying a CAPTCHA-style human-verification prompt with a blank white drawing canvas and a small pencil cursor. The prompt reads: "Prove you are human by drawing a copyrighted Pokémon, using only penises." The caption below reads: "There *is* a way to always block corporate AI. Companies are just afraid to use it." The joke is that this absurd, NSFW, copyright-violating drawing task would be a foolproof barrier against corporate AI bots. The votey (bonus panel) is handwritten text reading: "TEN POINTS TO ANYONE WHO DOES *NOT* SEND ME PROOF THAT THIS IS POSSIBLE" — the author preemptively begging readers not to actually create such drawings.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.