guard
Original: guard on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man (the rabbi, addressed as "Rabbi"): The city. It's under attack maybe once a month. I'm not going to have him just sitting around all day.
A large gray clay golem stands beside him, looming over a bearded man.
Bearded man (Rabbi): RABBI! It's supposed to be guarding the city!
Caption (below panel): Most of the time, the Golem does laundry and dishes.
Votey:
The golem (now drawn with a sad, downcast face) thinks: I just want to be a homemaker.
A man (the rabbi, addressed as "Rabbi"): The city. It's under attack maybe once a month. I'm not going to have him just sitting around all day.
A large gray clay golem stands beside him, looming over a bearded man.
Bearded man (Rabbi): RABBI! It's supposed to be guarding the city!
Caption (below panel): Most of the time, the Golem does laundry and dishes.
Votey:
The golem (now drawn with a sad, downcast face) thinks: I just want to be a homemaker.
Alt text
A two-part comic. In the main panel, a bearded man labeled as the Rabbi protests, "RABBI! It's supposed to be guarding the city!" Another man replies that the city is only under attack maybe once a month and he's not going to have the golem just sitting around all day. Between them stands a hulking gray clay golem. A caption below reads: "Most of the time, the Golem does laundry and dishes." In the votey, a close-up of the golem with a sad, droopy-eyed face shows it thinking in a thought bubble: "I just want to be a homemaker." The joke is the fearsome golem secretly yearns for domestic life rather than combat.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.