gorillas
Original: gorillas on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A person in a lab coat (a scientist) holds a clipboard and speaks:
Scientist: "We have successfully made these mountain gorillas into Mac-favoring elitists. Raised from birth amid wealthy people who consider themselves middle class, they were able to use a rudimentary system of icons to indicate that their opinions on industrial design render them morally superior to other gorillas."
Caption below the panel:
Pro Tip: You can get primatologists to research anything you want, just by insisting that it's exclusive to humans.
Votey:
Text at top of panel: "The gorillas raised to use Linux have unfortunately gone mad."
Below the text is a crude, scribbly line drawing of a gorilla's face with wild, frazzled eyes.
A person in a lab coat (a scientist) holds a clipboard and speaks:
Scientist: "We have successfully made these mountain gorillas into Mac-favoring elitists. Raised from birth amid wealthy people who consider themselves middle class, they were able to use a rudimentary system of icons to indicate that their opinions on industrial design render them morally superior to other gorillas."
Caption below the panel:
Pro Tip: You can get primatologists to research anything you want, just by insisting that it's exclusive to humans.
Votey:
Text at top of panel: "The gorillas raised to use Linux have unfortunately gone mad."
Below the text is a crude, scribbly line drawing of a gorilla's face with wild, frazzled eyes.
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. A scientist in a lab coat holds a clipboard and explains that they have successfully raised mountain gorillas into Mac-favoring elitists—gorillas raised among wealthy people who think of themselves as middle class, now able to use a rudimentary system of icons to signal that their opinions on industrial design make them morally superior to other gorillas. A caption reads: "Pro Tip: You can get primatologists to research anything you want, just by insisting that it's exclusive to humans." The votey (aftercomic) shows text reading "The gorillas raised to use Linux have unfortunately gone mad," above a crude, scribbly drawing of a gorilla face with wild, crazed eyes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.