jawing

A seven-panel SMBC comic. A man addresses Evolution, which is personified as a dripping, glowing green ooze/slime that speaks in word balloons. Panel 1: the man asks, "Dear Evolution, why am I so... why am I so..." Evolution interrupts: "You're asking how in the world women have been sexually selecting males for 200,000 years and you still have a jaw like a deflated balloon?" Panel 2: Evolution says, "The answer is very interesting!" Panel 3: "Fitness is about reproduction, not hotness! Many of your antecedents were weird-looking people who couldn't do any better, or just too stupid or impulsive to work out birth control!" Panel 4: "You have 37 great grandmothers who thought they couldn't get pregnant while drunk!" Panel 5: the man, looking deflated, says, "I was gonna ask why I get bored at work so often?" Panel 6: he glances up; Evolution gives no reply. Panel 7: Evolution abruptly says, "Oh, wow! Look at the time! I gotta go cull some weak!" and dribbles away. Votey panel: a lone speech bubble floats above the tiny man's upturned face, saying ominously, "Not you, though! Not yet."