society
Original: society on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: Exterior of a low commercial convention-center building at dusk. A large yellow sign out front reads:
Sign: "WELCOME PREMATURE EJACULATION SUFFERERS!"
Panel 2 (captioned "EARLIER..."): Close-up of a woman with bluish-gray hair and round glasses.
Woman: "Oh, right."
Panel 3 (captioned "EARLIER STILL..."): A man with orange/red hair in a suit sits at a table, hunched over with his hands on his head in distress.
Man: "AAAAAAH! OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD AAAAAA I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD!"
Panel 4 (captioned "AND BEFORE THAT..."): The orange-haired man in a suit stands next to the woman with gray hair and glasses.
Man: "I'm nervous about this talk."
Woman (pointing at him): "Try picturing the audience naked."
Votey:
A distressed close-up of the orange-haired man's face, sweating and frowning, with a caption above:
"AT LEAST WE CO-LOCATED WITH THE HUMILIATION FETISH CONFERENCE AAAAA"
Sign: "WELCOME PREMATURE EJACULATION SUFFERERS!"
Panel 2 (captioned "EARLIER..."): Close-up of a woman with bluish-gray hair and round glasses.
Woman: "Oh, right."
Panel 3 (captioned "EARLIER STILL..."): A man with orange/red hair in a suit sits at a table, hunched over with his hands on his head in distress.
Man: "AAAAAAH! OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD AAAAAA I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD!"
Panel 4 (captioned "AND BEFORE THAT..."): The orange-haired man in a suit stands next to the woman with gray hair and glasses.
Man: "I'm nervous about this talk."
Woman (pointing at him): "Try picturing the audience naked."
Votey:
A distressed close-up of the orange-haired man's face, sweating and frowning, with a caption above:
"AT LEAST WE CO-LOCATED WITH THE HUMILIATION FETISH CONFERENCE AAAAA"
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic told in reverse chronological order. Panel 1: the exterior of a convention building at dusk with a big yellow banner reading "WELCOME PREMATURE EJACULATION SUFFERERS!" Panel 2, captioned "EARLIER...", shows a gray-haired woman in glasses saying "Oh, right." Panel 3, captioned "EARLIER STILL...", shows an orange-haired man in a suit at a table, head in his hands, screaming "AAAAAAH! OHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD AAAAAA I AM SO SORRY OH MY GOD!" Panel 4, captioned "AND BEFORE THAT...", shows the same man telling the woman "I'm nervous about this talk," and she points and replies "Try picturing the audience naked." The reversed order reveals the joke: her advice, plus the unfortunate convention theme, led to his on-stage breakdown. Votey: a sweating, anguished close-up of the man's face captioned "AT LEAST WE CO-LOCATED WITH THE HUMILIATION FETISH CONFERENCE AAAAA."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.