sorry

A two-panel comic. Main panel: a girl with brown hair and round glasses holds and reads from a sheet of paper to a boy with reddish-orange hair shown from behind, both standing against a green background. She reads in a bureaucratic insurance-denial tone: "I'm sorry, you're not in-network. We won't be able to deliver on a memory you will later see as funny, yet strangely beautiful in its innocence." A caption beneath reads: "American kids don't 'play doctor' like other kids." The joke is that the children's game of "playing doctor" has been turned into a denied health-insurance claim. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of the boy's face, scrunched with anger, shouting: "I'll show you! I'm gonna be weirdly sexually repressed as an adult and I will express my sorrow as anger!"