paw-4
Original: paw-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange flame-like hair (to a monkey's paw on the table): Monkey's paw, I'm tired of everyone disrespecting me!
Panel 2:
Man (leaning in, angry): I wish for something bad to happen, and I don't care if my wishes have weird consequences!
Panel 3:
(The dark monkey's paw curls/twitches.)
Panel 4:
(The monkey's paw is now raised with a single finger extended — flipping the man off.)
Votey:
The monkey's paw (raised on the table, speaking): Stop talking to magic monkey parts and just live your life, okay?
Man with orange flame-like hair (to a monkey's paw on the table): Monkey's paw, I'm tired of everyone disrespecting me!
Panel 2:
Man (leaning in, angry): I wish for something bad to happen, and I don't care if my wishes have weird consequences!
Panel 3:
(The dark monkey's paw curls/twitches.)
Panel 4:
(The monkey's paw is now raised with a single finger extended — flipping the man off.)
Votey:
The monkey's paw (raised on the table, speaking): Stop talking to magic monkey parts and just live your life, okay?
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a man with orange flame-like hair speaks to a severed monkey's paw lying on a table, saying "Monkey's paw, I'm tired of everyone disrespecting me!" Panel 2: he leans in angrily and adds, "I wish for something bad to happen, and I don't care if my wishes have weird consequences!" Panel 3: the dark monkey's paw twitches and curls. Panel 4: the paw is raised, now extending a single finger to flip the man off as the granted "wish." Votey panel: the monkey's paw, raised on the table, speaks back to him: "Stop talking to magic monkey parts and just live your life, okay?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.